Death Rays Go Boom

Dr Horrible, yeah he's the one
He's gonna get you with his freeze ray gun
And his nemesis, Captain Hammer
Is always tryin to put his ass in the slammer

Yeah captain Hammer he's a real tool
Everyone that loves him is a real fool
Cap'n Hammer talks about heros in his songs
His hammer aint his fists its whats in his thong

But this rap aint bout Captain Hammer
Its bout Doctor Horrible and his evil manner
Yeah sure he's got his freeze ray
But have you heard what he got for his b-day?
Some wonderflonium from a truck on main street
The biggest heist that the town has ever seen

But he introduced his future love
To the man with the black gloves
Hammer threw her in the trash
Afterwards he beat on Billy's ass
But Penny didn't see through the facade
She was caught starin like OH MY GAWD!

They started datin started gettin frisky
Dr. Horrible started gettin risky
He learned about his nemesis
Started creepin on him like it was his business
Captain Hammer was the target for a mission so important
He just hoped that the E L E enjoyed it

But his plan backfired and he lost his only friend
But the story of the doctor doesn't end
The league accepted and he became a member
But he always knew he would remember
The sacrifices that he made
To get to the place he stayed

That he lost it all
To get everything
And let me tell you what
That's why I sing

Yeah Dr. Horrible yeah hes the one
He's gonna get you with his freeze ray gun
And his nemesis Captain Hammer
Is always tryin to put his ass in the slammer

Yeah Captain Hammer, yeah Captain Hammer
Get your face punched, like Captain Blammer
Yeah Dr. Horrible is gonna shoot you
With his death ray, like boom boom